A Very Unpleasant Surprise
DISCLAIMER: Please read before you watch the video.
It was a Friday afternoon and I was hanging out with some friends (Alex, Jarris, and Christina). We went to the driving range and afterward came up to my place where we bbq'd some steak and baked some potatoes. The night was fun... and young.
On the same evening, a little later, I had plans to hang out with Tammy, Francesca, Zach and few others. Tammy was going to be heading to Kalamazoo, Michigan the next day or so and won't be back in California until the first week of December. [Side note: she's has a Kalamazoo blog... and you can see it by clicking here]
When I left my house that evening... Alex, Jarris, and Christina stayed back at my place... and when I returned home that night... which was around 12:30am, I noticed the upstairs bathroom light was turned on. I thought to myself, "there is NO REASON that light should be on." So I went upstairs... and I couldn't believe what I saw in the bathroom. Someone had left a mess... and it was all over the place.
I am not kidding you!!! There was poop all over the toilet seat... and on the floor... with smear marks everywhere... and toilet paper flung on the floor. It was seriously the most disgusting thing I had ever seen... and I actually freaked out a little. I know that I know that my friends would never do something like that... because of how foul that is. My immediate conclusion was that they must have left the front door unlocked and someone broke in and made the mess. I know it sounds weird to think, but I didn't know what ELSE to think. Then another thought came to me... "what if I'm not alone in here?" So I grabbed one of my golf clubs, no lie, and walked around the house looking in every room. Maybe I'm a little paranoid, I dunno. All I know is that there is poop all over my bathroom. So I called my friend Jarris.
I called Jarris and asked him if he had been upstairs... and he responded by saying, "Why?" And I asked him, "Did you see anything upstairs? It looks like someone broke in and vandalized my home," and then Jarris started laughing hysterically... and said,"Dude, they're brownies!!! Seriously... its brownie mix." And it was! I couldn't believe it.
The next day, I saw the following video.
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