Lettuce W.R.A.P.

What are some of the advantages in being in the youth church at The Rock? A lot!!! For example, we had a guest appearance of a rap group called "Lettuce W.R.A.P." which stands for "White Rapper and Phlunkies," and Yes, they were great! And if you think that the lead rapper looks like Pastor Jerry... I agree!! In fact, the lead singer looks a lot like Pastor Jerry.... and that's because the rapper IS Pastor Jerry!!! And let me tell you, he can rap!!!
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So, how was the rap group formed? Good question! It was actually formed in Pastor Jerry's office while in a youth service planning meeting. Those present were Francesca, Zach, Jessica, Danece and me. Pastor Jerry said, "Well, I'm going to rap today in youth and the rap group name is going to be W.R.A.P., White Rapper and Phlunkies." I immediately thought... 'I bet WE are the phlunkies'...and we were!!! Pastor Jerry gave us the lyrics and the direction, and we went on-stage to practice. It was great. Zach was the b-box, Pastor Jerry rapped, and the rest of us were backup vocalists. We not only proved that white people really can rap... we also proved that white people can dance!!!! If you didn't get a chance to make it to the gig, you missed out, but I did see a video camera recording the concert... so you may be in luck!
The band members are:
Bloomdigity........ (Jessica Blomgren)
Dancie...................... (Danece Goble)
T-Dog......................... (Me / Tristan)
Bam-Bam.............. (Zach Thompson)
Our special appearance in the youth group happened on Wednesday the 8th. We rapped two songs, one called "The Fuzz" and the other called "He Saw It." Maybe they'll get some airtime! You would like 'em if you heard 'em... I guarantee it!




5 Comments:
At 1:01 AM,
Anonymous said…
so, Tristan, what exactly is a "b-box"? is that like a containers for bees? or just a word you made up?
At 6:55 PM,
Anonymous said…
LOL...that's what I was wondering! I think the correct term is "beat box".
At 9:22 AM,
Tristan said…
From Urban Dictionary...
B-Box
1. a contraction of beat box, the urban contemporary of a cappella
At 10:54 AM,
Anonymous said…
Hey, how come Jerry never rapped when I was in his youth group?! Gawsh!
At 6:35 PM,
Anonymous said…
Who are these weird people who refuse to put their names to their questions?
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